"I can't reach the brakes on this piano!"

Apr 9, 2014

These are some of the amazing statements accumulated by music teachers in Missouri:

 “I can’t reach the brakes on the piano.”  “A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.”  “ A harp is a nude piano.”  “When electric currents go through guitars, they start making sounds.  So would anybody.”  And finally, “I know what a sextet is, but I’d rather not say.” 

Liven up. Even Bach had a sense of humor.