Jokes about musicians abound, especially in the “how many” category.
Examples?
“How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?” Answer: “Oops, I broke it!”
“How many folk singers does it take?” Answer: “One to change it and five to sing about how good the old one was.”
And, “How many conductors to do the same?” Answer: “No one knows; no one ever looks at him.”
Ouch!